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half the quality. twice the price.
Caveat Emptor!
Dongles!
Dongles!
Dongles!
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Apple’s latest
Magic Mouse is Bluetooth-enabled and completely
wireless — at least
until you have to
charge it. Just
flip it over, plug
it in, and take a work break, whether you want one or not.
NO use!
NO CHARGE?
introductory feature!
The Founder, our commemorative mock turtleneck, evokes the vision and standards of Cupertino’s brightest days. Available in Charcoal, Ash, and MacPro Slate.
(while supplies last)
FREE mock Turtleneck with each purchase
“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.” - Steve Jobs
We Accept Apple Pay
What better way to bridge the gap between an endless succession of headphone jack “upgrades” than with
this low-tech dongle. Guaranteed to break often and never work with any third party remote. But don’t worry, you’ll probably lose it before it ever breaks.
(free with every iPhone X)
This signature dead space on the iPhone X is not just visually bizarre, it’s also a powerful impediment to some crucial functions! Apps will need to work around this black space, if not, parts of your own display will just go missing.
Who knows? Embrace the mystery of it all.
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Esc. Key
The new Touch Bar on the latest MacBook Pro eliminates
the physical Escape key.
Giving millions of graphic designers, programmers, and engineers the feeling that they literally CAN’T ESCAPE.
True love means never having to say you’re sorry. And we never will.
