2. What’s your
living sitch?
b. Tight on space but big on charm.
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c. Let’s just say you’re on a couch-surfing
expedition.
d. A party pad with a firm no-dogs clause
on the lease.
a. A long-term place with a prime outdoor
space for Bruiser to run free.
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3. your vision
pet parenting looks like....
a. Couch cuddles, pre-dawn potty walks, and
— ew — the occasional anal gland expressing.
b. Doling out ear scratches and treats.
And yeah, you’ll scoop the poop.
c. Always having someone to greet you
when you get home.
d. Wait, who said anything about being a
of
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PUPPER PIDDLES
4. your NEW
a. Wash it. Duh. Accidents happen.
b. Learn to pick up your sh** and Google
“puppy potty-training tips.”
c. Give it the sniff test and wear it anyway.
d. Rehome Rufus.
ON YOUR
FAVOURITE PUFFER JACKET. YOU...
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your pup
but you know
5. you’re out with friends,
a. Order a Lyft and look forward to face licks.
b. Order a pizza to your place and invite your
pals to share.
c. Insist your friends join you on the dance
floor for one last song before you get going.
d. Insist on another round!
needs to pee.
you...
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speaks to you?
6. which pet parent motto
a. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make
our lives whole.”
b. “The more I learn about people, the more I
like my dog.”
c. “No one appreciates the very special genius
of your conversation as the dog does.”
d. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap
tastes like has never washed a dog.”
— Roger Caras
— Mark Twain
— Christopher Morely
— Franklin P. Jones
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your schedule
7. what’s
a. WFH: all day, everyday.
b. You’re a busy AF nine-to-fiver.
c. Routine doesn’t rule you.
d. From dusk till dawn and dawn
till dusk, baby!
looking like these days?
fectly ready!
You’ve done your research. You know that along with all the fun that comes with being a pet parent — cuddles, companionship, and cuteness overload — you’ll also be taking on a big responsibility. You’ve budgeted for vet bills, pet food, and even the occasional sitter or daycare. You’ve planned a good setup so that your new furever friend feels right at home.
You’ll grow together
You’ve got this! But there might be something that’s still holding you back from becoming a pet parent. Is it that time you let a cactus languish? Stop letting the past poke you. Seriously, you seem to know your pet stuff. If you aren’t certain dog ownership is right for you just yet, try spending some time at your local shelter or fostering a senior dog. If you’re worried about affordability, you can always spend some time saving a stash before adopting your furry family member. CareCredit can help you finance routine veterinary costs and emergencies if you’re eager to bring Toonces home now. The two of you will make a great team as you figure things out together.
Pet parent in training
Your life may not quite be suited for pet parenting just yet. But you’ve certainly got the chops for making it so. Your heart is like a big cozy dog bed just waiting for the right time to let four-legged-fluffers call it home. So how do you get ready? You don’t have to have a fat wallet to treat Walter or Winston right, but it’s a good idea to research average annual pet costs and figure them into a budget for your best bud. Pets also do best when they’re in a familiar environment and following a regular routine. So if you’re between moves or are in the midst of a crazy schedule, you may want to hold off until things get at least a little more settled. Then let the cuddles begin!
Better stick to plants
You’ve got a lot going on, and there’s nothing wrong with living life for you right now. However, now may not be the right time to take on the responsibility of Roscoe or Rufus. Dogs do best when they’re in a familiar environment and following a regular routine. And they do require a bit of your budget and your time for proper care. If you’re on the lookout for animal affection and you have some love to give in return, volunteer at your local pet shelter. You’ll find plenty of licks and cuddles to make your heart swell.
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current cash
1. What best describes your
a. You’ve got the billz to pay the billz.
b. Not exactly a ru$hing river, but you’ve
got a good trickle.
c. Insert scared cat emoji here.
d. You order Postmates on the reg and just
put a Peloton on cred… whoops!
flow?
parent?
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