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The medicine cabinet is the notes app of the bathroom.

What Your Medicine Cabinet Says About Your Entire Personality

What Your Medicine Cabinet Says About Your Entire Personality

Super Cute, Sexy Excuses To Cancel Plans If Your Stomach Is Trying To Kill You

Because "I have to poop" doesn't exactly have a cute ring to it.

Super Cute, Sexy Excuses To Cancel Plans If Your Stomach Is Trying To Kill You

A Pump-Up Playlist To Motivate You Through Bathroom Time

As a wise woman once said, “You Ain’t Even The Fart.”

A Pump-Up Playlist To Motivate You Through Bathroom Time

Am I Dying or Is It My Period? a gyno answers our existential questions

I’m not leaving my bed for the next 3 to 5 business days. 

Am I Dying or Is It My Period? a gyno answers our existential questions

Just Some Of The Absolute Shittiest Dating Stories (Like, Literally)

Just Some Of The Absolute Shittiest Dating Stories (Like, Literally)

An Honest Breakdown Of What Your Go-To Alternative Milk Says About You

How to know if you’re the most annoying person at Starbucks.

An Honest Breakdown Of What Your Go-To Alternative Milk Says About You

An Exhaustive Checklist Of Every Possible Reason Your Stomach Is Hurting

I’m just a girl asking WebMD at 2:00am if I’m dying.

An Exhaustive Checklist Of Every Possible Reason Your Stomach Is Hurting

Couples that fart together, Stay Together.

TMI? Couples Reveal The First Time They ~Let It Rip~ In Front Of Their Partner

TMI? Couples Reveal The First Time They ~Let It Rip~ In Front Of Their Partner

Super excited about my garden salad with no dressing.

a guide to navigating the unique hell of a dinner date with ibs

a guide to navigating the unique hell of a dinner date with iBS

Without these products, I’m irritable like my bowel.

For All The Tummy Ache Girlies, I Finally Found Some Relief

For All The Tummy Ache Girlies, I Finally Found Some Relief

The bathroom is a sacred space.

Shit We Didn't Know We Needed... To Shit

Shit We Didn't Know We Needed... To Shit

Talking shit with abbi and ilana: A Conversation about Poop

Doing what we do best.

Talking shit with abbi and ilana: A Conversation About Poop

Because she’s not a hot girl if she doesn’t have a dairy intolerance.

The Abcs of ibs (and other Tummy issues)

The Abcs of ibs (and other Tummy issues)

Hot girls with IBS deserve nice things!

How To Be An Educated Hottie On The Potty With These IBS Tips

How To Be An Educated Hottie On The Potty With These IBS Tips

Fuck standing jeans, am I right?

The Comfiest Stretchy Pants (Because I Need Room To Breathe After A Meal)

The Comfiest Stretchy Pants (Because I Need Room To Breathe After A Meal)

“Hi, I’ll have a gluten-free burrito, hold the cheese, sour cream, beans, onions, garlic, and spicy salsa… and a Pepto Bismol on the rocks! That’s not on the menu? Sorry, I’ll go fuck myself! Oh, and um, what’s the code for the bathroom?? Thanks SO much!”

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bEING REALLY

My dating life is shitty enough without the actual shit.