When life has us shaking our fists at the sky — Misogyny! Bad texters! The tariffs! — comedy is the one reliable cure that’s just a click away. Escaping into worlds where coworkers actually get along and best friends conveniently live across the hall is sometimes the only thing standing between us and rage-quitting our jobs or firing off a manic missive to our local government.
Take the daydream one step further: fantasy-cast the sitcom of your own life, starring Hollywood’s funniest women — coming soon to HBO Go Max Now (or whatever they’re calling it this week).
#1
#3
#2
#8
#7
#4
#6
#5
Lisa Kudrow
Which lady plays your kooky co-worker?
Parker Posey
America Ferrera
Jessica Williams
Tracee Ellis Ross
Who co-stars as your loyal best friend?
Regina Hall
Amy Poehler
Natasha Rothwell
Jenny Slate
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
DREW AFUALO
Make life a sitcom
And pick from a dream cast of hilarious actresses
Meet Drew Afualo
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Fantasy cast your life as sitcom
#2
#1
Pick an actress to stir things up as your melodramatic MIL:
Maya Rudolph
Jean Smart
Jenifer Lewis
Megan Mullally
Catherine O'Hara
#3
Which lady fills the spot of your little sis?
Sarah Hyland
Quinta Brunson
Annie Murphy
Keke Palmer
Nicola Coughla
#4
Cast the role of your spicy grandma:
Holland Taylor
Whoopi Goldberg
Carole Kane
Courtney Cox
Jane Fonda
#5
Who plays your nemesis neighbor?
Aubrey Plaza
Raven-Symoné
Alison Brie
Krysten Ritter
Ali Wong
#6
Pick a baddie to play to your overbearing boss:
Retta
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Tina Fey
Sheryl Lee Ralph
REtta
Jennifer Coolidge
#7
Finish your fantasy cast by choosing who would star as you!
Issa Rae
Kat Dennings
Ayo Edebiri
Stephanie Hsu
Kristen Wiig
#8
Meet your leading ladies!
Can you match the unfunny joke to the lady comedian?
Your feminism card is riding on this.
Obviously, women have no sense of humor and should really leave the professional joke-telling to men. That being said, I'm an empathetic person and I feel bad for all the untalented female comedians out trying their best to make it despite their extremely limited abilities. I mean, we all know the Golden Globes immediately inviting Nikki Glaser back to host next year was simply out of pity. No one laughed at her monologue. Not a soul. Anyways, I feel like these struggling women comedians could use a boost, so I'm making you play a fun little game that highlights their work. It's called feminism.
In all seriousness, we rounded up some of the funniest one-liners and zingers from iconic women in comedy like Ziwe and Nikki Glaser, and we're challenging you to figure out who said what. This is the most important, formal test you'll ever take: Can you match the joke to the female comedian? If you fail this, you're a fake feminist. (JK.)
GUESS WHO?
GUESS WHO?
GUESS WHO?
Guess who?
Ilana Glazer
Jenny
Slate
Sarah Silverman
"I like having sex. I think it's really good. Yeah, it gives you that feeling that you're working together to achieve a common goal: his orgasm.”
1
"You all are so powerful. You could really do anything… except tell the country who to vote for. We’ll get ‘em next time if there is a next time. I’m scared. Ariana, hold my finger!”
Ellen DeGeneres
Chelsea Handler
Nikki Glaser
/10
2
"Lucy, STOP IT! Denial is a river in Egypt. Your husband is GAY!"
3
Whitney Cummings
Wendy Williams
Ziwe
"If you wanna be my boyfriend, just to start, you gotta be a divorced dad because I want a man that's been pre-yelled at."
4
Ali
wong
Samantha Bee
Amy Schumer
5
Amy Poehler
Amber Ruffin
Tina
Fey
"Learn from my mistakes. Learn from Ayo. Podcasts are forever. Authenticity is dangerous and expensive. I don't think so, honey."
6
Ayo Edebiri
Jacqueline Novak
Sarah Cooper
"She didn't dream of nights like this. She sort of dreamed of just like, dental insurance. So, I would say, we got dental, we got eye, we got ear, we can go to the dermatologist."
(interview at the 2023 Emmys)
7
Sarah Silverman
Chelsea Handler
Wanda Sykes
"Nothing serves as a better reminder to not having children as setting your alarm for 10:00 am on a Monday morning to remind yourself to do mushrooms."
Said it
8
Taylor Tomlinson
Kathy Griffin
Ziwe
9
Tiffany Haddish
Nicole Byer
Kate Berlant
"My grandma told me as a woman, I gotta think of myself as house ... Every man wants to come inside your house, but you can't be having all kinda men going in and out your house all the time because you'll be known as a crack house and you don't wanna be that bitch."
"To George Santos: "When you do decide to have a child, would you rather have a gay son, thot daughter, or pathological liar?"
10
Margaret Cho
Iliza Shlesinger
Tig
Notaro
"George Bush is not Hitler. He would be if he applied himself."
Well that was fun! Thanks for playing.
10
Hate to break it to you,
ust look at the humorless Nikki Glaser, who ushered in rave reviews and millions of viewers at the first female-hosted
Golden Globes in 82 years. Or the absolutely tedious Taylor Tomlinson, whose Netflix specials exploded nationwide and secured her a position as the first (and only) female late-night TV host. It’s 2025, people, and we all know that women are too busy color-coding our planners and faking orgasms to score the highest ratings on ABC in three years or sign $125M exclusive rights to their comedy podcasts, right?
In our inaugural Women Aren’t Funny issue, we’re thrilled to spotlight the incomparable Drew Afualo — a roast master, podcaster, author, and TikTok creator who routinely takes the patriarchy out behind the barn and breaks out the electric cattle prod. Her incisive wit is matched only by her shrewd intellect, as she nimbly oscillates between high-octane bigot takedowns and cerebral discussions of gender politics. Underlined by her singular, serotonin-inducing cackle, Drew’s comedy gives a voice to the thoughts her 10 million fans have always wanted to say out loud.
Sure, women may not be funny, but
the way to the bank.
BUT WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY
MARY ELLEN
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec tempus purus ullamcorper ante ot nesyu. Nulla hendrerit pulvinar lectus at eleifend.
read more
A Curated List Of The Perfect Female-Led Comedy For Every Life Situation
read more
My Honest Review Of An Open Mic Night Before and After Hitting My Two-Drink Minimum
A brutally honest, slightly unhinged review of an open mic night before and after reaching the two-drink minimum. Spoiler: The comics didn’t get funnier, but our standards may have changed.
read more
Laugh along with Drew and an all-star lineup of fresh, new female comedians at our Women Aren’t Funny live comedy shows.
GET TICKETS
J
Drew is laughing all
Sarah Silverman
Nikki Glaser
Wendy Williams
Ali
wong
Tina
Fey
Ayo Edebiri
Chelsea Handler
Wanda Sykes
Ziwe
Tiffany Haddish
Margaret Cho
Ilana Glazer
When life has us shaking our fists at the sky — Misogyny! Bad texters! The tariffs! — comedy is the one reliable cure that’s just a click away. Escaping into worlds where coworkers actually get along and best friends conveniently live across the hall is sometimes the only thing standing between us and rage-quitting our jobs or firing off a manic missive to our local government.
Take the daydream one step further: fantasy-cast the sitcom of your own life, starring Hollywood’s funniest women — coming soon to HBO Go Max Now (or whatever they’re calling it this week).
#1
#3
#2
#8
#7
#4
#6
#5
Lisa Kudrow
Which lady plays your kooky co-worker?
Parker Posey
America Ferrera
Jessica Williams
Tracee Ellis Ross
Who co-stars as your loyal best friend?
Regina Hall
Amy Poehler
Natasha Rothwell
Jenny Slate
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
DREW AFUALO
Make life a sitcom
And pick from a dream cast of hilarious actresses
Meet Drew Afualo
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec tempus purus ullamcorper ante ot nesyu.Nulla hendrerit pulvinar lectus at eleifend. Aliquam aliqua dui velit, nec molestie massa sollicitu din et. Ut in Nullam et dictum justo, ac cursus nisl.
read more
Fantasy cast your life as sitcom
#2
#1
Pick an actress to stir things up as your melodramatic MIL:
Maya Rudolph
Jean Smart
Jenifer Lewis
Megan Mullally
Catherine O'Hara
#3
Which lady fills the spot of your little sis?
Sarah Hyland
Quinta Brunson
Annie Murphy
Keke Palmer
Nicola Coughla
#4
Cast the role of your spicy grandma:
Holland Taylor
Whoopi Goldberg
Carole Kane
Courtney Cox
Jane Fonda
#5
Who plays your nemesis neighbor?
Aubrey Plaza
Raven-Symoné
Alison Brie
Krysten Ritter
Ali Wong
#6
Pick a baddie to play to your overbearing boss:
Retta
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Tina Fey
Sheryl Lee Ralph
REtta
Jennifer Coolidge
#7
Finish your fantasy cast by choosing who would star as you!
Issa Rae
Kat Dennings
Ayo Edebiri
Stephanie Hsu
Kristen Wiig
#8
Meet your leading ladies!
Can you match the unfunny joke to the lady comedian?
Your feminism card is riding on this.
Obviously, women have no sense of humor and should really leave the professional joke-telling to men. That being said, I'm an empathetic person and I feel bad for all the untalented female comedians out trying their best to make it despite their extremely limited abilities. I mean, we all know the Golden Globes immediately inviting Nikki Glaser back to host next year was simply out of pity. No one laughed at her monologue. Not a soul. Anyways, I feel like these struggling women comedians could use a boost, so I'm making you play a fun little game that highlights their work. It's called feminism.
In all seriousness, we rounded up some of the funniest one-liners and zingers from iconic women in comedy like Ziwe and Nikki Glaser, and we're challenging you to figure out who said what. This is the most important, formal test you'll ever take: Can you match the joke to the female comedian? If you fail this, you're a fake feminist. (JK.)
GUESS WHO?
GUESS WHO?
GUESS WHO?
Guess who?
Ilana Glazer
Jenny
Slate
Sarah Silverman
"I like having sex. I think it's really good. Yeah, it gives you that feeling that you're working together to achieve a common goal: his orgasm.”
1
"You all are so powerful. You could really do anything… except tell the country who to vote for. We’ll get ‘em next time if there is a next time. I’m scared. Ariana, hold my finger!”
Ellen DeGeneres
Chelsea Handler
Nikki Glaser
/10
2
"Lucy, STOP IT! Denial is a river in Egypt. Your husband is GAY!"
3
Whitney Cummings
Wendy Williams
Ziwe
"If you wanna be my boyfriend, just to start, you gotta be a divorced dad because I want a man that's been pre-yelled at."
4
Ali
wong
Samantha Bee
Amy Schumer
5
Amy Poehler
Amber Ruffin
Tina
Fey
"Learn from my mistakes. Learn from Ayo. Podcasts are forever. Authenticity is dangerous and expensive. I don't think so, honey."
6
Ayo Edebiri
Jacqueline Novak
Sarah Cooper
"She didn't dream of nights like this. She sort of dreamed of just like, dental insurance. So, I would say, we got dental, we got eye, we got ear, we can go to the dermatologist."
(interview at the 2023 Emmys)
7
Sarah Silverman
Chelsea Handler
Wanda Sykes
"Nothing serves as a better reminder to not having children as setting your alarm for 10:00 am on a Monday morning to remind yourself to do mushrooms."
Said it
8
Taylor Tomlinson
Kathy Griffin
Ziwe
9
Tiffany Haddish
Nicole Byer
Kate Berlant
"My grandma told me as a woman, I gotta think of myself as house ... Every man wants to come inside your house, but you can't be having all kinda men going in and out your house all the time because you'll be known as a crack house and you don't wanna be that bitch."
"To George Santos: "When you do decide to have a child, would you rather have a gay son, thot daughter, or pathological liar?"
10
Margaret Cho
Iliza Shlesinger
Tig
Notaro
"George Bush is not Hitler. He would be if he applied himself."
Well that was fun! Thanks for playing.
10
Hate to break it to you,
ust look at the humorless Nikki Glaser, who ushered in rave reviews and millions of viewers at the first female-hosted
Golden Globes in 82 years. Or the absolutely tedious Taylor Tomlinson, whose Netflix specials exploded nationwide and secured her a position as the first (and only) female late-night TV host. It’s 2025, people, and we all know that women are too busy color-coding our planners and faking orgasms to score the highest ratings on ABC in three years or sign $125M exclusive rights to their comedy podcasts, right?
In our inaugural Women Aren’t Funny issue, we’re thrilled to spotlight the incomparable Drew Afualo — a roast master, podcaster, author, and TikTok creator who routinely takes the patriarchy out behind the barn and breaks out the electric cattle prod. Her incisive wit is matched only by her shrewd intellect, as she nimbly oscillates between high-octane bigot takedowns and cerebral discussions of gender politics. Underlined by her singular, serotonin-inducing cackle, Drew’s comedy gives a voice to the thoughts her 10 million fans have always wanted to say out loud.
Sure, women may not be funny, but
the way to the bank.
BUT WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY
MARY ELLEN
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec tempus purus ullamcorper ante ot nesyu. Nulla hendrerit pulvinar lectus at eleifend.
read more
A Curated List Of The Perfect Female-Led Comedy For Every Life Situation
read more
My Honest Review Of An Open Mic Night Before and After Hitting My Two-Drink Minimum
A brutally honest, slightly unhinged review of an open mic night before and after reaching the two-drink minimum. Spoiler: The comics didn’t get funnier, but our standards may have changed.
read more
Laugh along with Drew and an all-star lineup of fresh, new female comedians at our Women Aren’t Funny live comedy shows.
GET TICKETS
J
Drew is laughing all
Sarah Silverman
Nikki Glaser
Wendy Williams
Ali
wong
Tina
Fey
Ayo Edebiri
Chelsea Handler
Wanda Sykes
Ziwe
Tiffany Haddish
Margaret Cho
Ilana Glazer
