Oh dear! I wonder if the regulator will accept repayment in kind.
SECRETARY
NAUGHTY LIST
SETTINGS
RUDOLPH
Could you get the inventory manager in here, please?
We may need to make cutbacks. Could you ask the AI prediction engine how many toys we’ll be short of if we exclude those bought with money from the donors?
I could try, Santa, but I've a bad feeling about this machine. Most years, the toy volume we need varies by just a few percentage points. However, the AI is saying we need 20 per cent fewer toys this year than last, though. That seems off to me.
Dear Santa, We note you received donations from the following individuals: The above named have been arrested and charged with money laundering offences. Investigations are underway,and we may require you to return the funds.
