The last dance
For the final two episodes of The Last Dance this Sunday, we’ve gone ahead and prepared a little drinking game for those who, like Mike, are endlessly competitive. We’ve identified some themes or scenes you’ll likely see during the show—pick five of them, and the most sips wins.
has no regrets
and nor should you.
Is he? Debatable. What’s not debatable? The
3 sips you’re taking.
Grudge against marginal figure
Take a sip
and then marvel at LaBradford Smith’s 6.7 career points per game.
3 sips to forget that those hats were once
Cincoro Extra Añejo
sips his $1,800 tequila, match his sip before he yells at your lack of effort.
MJ with a baseball bat
He was really a passable professional at a thing he hadn’t done in 11 years. Sip for that.
MJ in a Wizards uniform
3 sips. If it’s
in a montage with MJ in a UNC and/or White Sox uniform, finish your drink.
Jerry Krause next to someone tall
Just show some respect.
Scottie’s Sonorous Voice
Random celebrity weighs in
he’s an asshole”
The ’98 Finals shot (replays only)
1 sip for every additional replay of the game-winner.
the fragile nature of greatness.
“Stockton & Malone”
If they’re mentioned together, give an old friend a call, then take a sip together.
Respect for Phil
Rip 2 bong hits for the best coach ever (offer void in Manhattan).
1 sip for
you, 1 sip for Wozniak. Pour one out for the legend.
Impromptu game of quarters. Winner gets 2 sips.
Brace for insufferable debate on Twitter, then take 2 sips.
Take 1 sip. Take 3 more
if you start crying during the crescendo.
The word “legacy”
MJ finally mentions his kids
It’s the first time he’s done it in 10 hours. Take a sip, then call your parents.
Take 1 long sip.
Have another if they're described as something other than what they're most famous for.
Sip if a teammate calls MJ a jerk. Take 2 if they cite his success as justification.
and then reflect on your own.
Start the game
Start the game
Click when something happens and drink.
Smooth like silk.
1 sip, then pass out.