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Prince Mohammed bin Salman
مرحبا جيف. كان من الجيد جدًا مقابلتك... في العشاء الذي أقيم في ماليبو الأسبوع الماضي. أتساءل عما إذا كان لدينا أصدقاء مشتركون؟
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Elon Musk
Suck it, Stoner!
01/20/20
Lauren Sanchez
Can we bring my brother to Davos?
01/15/20
David Pecker
Come on! It’s Pecker! The Enquirer gu....
01/14/20
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Hey, girl, hey. Pheebs! Congratula....
01/02/20
Anthony Weiner
Dude, I’m dialing right now...
12/28/19
Amazon IT Support Seattle HQ
Hello Mr. Bezos. I’m sorry to bother...
12/26/19
Weds, Jan 21
مرحبا جيف. كان من الجيد جدًا مقابلتك في العشاء الذي أقيم في ماليبو الأسبوع الماضي. أتساءل عما إذا كان لدينا أصدقاء مشتركون؟
Prince Mohammed bin...
Elon Musk
Tues, Jan 20
Suck it, Stoner!
Race you to Mars, bitch!
David Pecker
Mon, Jan 14
New phone who dis?
Hey, Jeff. I see you met the Prince already. Great guy! He’s been an amazing partner for us in the middle east.
Come on! It’s Pecker! The Enquirer guy! Remind me to send you the mock-ups of the magazines we did for the Saudi Prince. He looks amazing! You’ll be jealous. You’ll want your own cover! LOL. Let me know when you’re ready for your closeup!
Lauren Sanchez
Weds, Jan 15
"Alive girl"? Seriously?
Can we bring my brother to Davos?
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Thurs, Jan 2
Hey, girl, hey. Pheebs! Congratulations! You know you deserve every penny. Come to Montecito for the weekend and I’ll hand you a bag of cash myself. We can do that Soul Sunday brunch at Oprah’s. It’s so deep. Lauren is ob-sessed. hmu!
Fancy a contract renegotiation?
Anthony Weiner
Sat, Dec 28
Weiner get off the phone or I’m calling Huma.
Friendly reminder to keep it in your pants, bro! LOL.
Dude, I’m dialing right now...
Ok. Chill. But don’t forget...Weiner 2024!
Amazon IT Support Seatt...
Thurs, Jan 26
Hello Mr. Bezos. I’m sorry to bother you but we’ve noticed some suspicious activity on your personal device. We need to find out if you accidentally signed in under any other login names. One is royalscam@saudi.com
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You exercised $1.8 billion in Amazon shares yesterday.
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Your download was successful. "Man's Guide to a Civilized Divorce" is now ready to read.
Forbes
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Reminder: You're still #1
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You paid MacKenzie Bezos $35,000,000,000.00
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Your tax return is ready: You owe zero dollars!
RAYA
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You have a new message: Sharon Stone
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People traveling to Abu Dhabi usually book at least 2 months in advance. Finish your booking now.
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You’ve spent $2,857,000 on personal expenditures
this week.
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Prince Mohammed bin Salman sent you a video message! Tap here to watch.
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BREAKING: Amazon CEO phone hacked.
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I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
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The Royal Scam
This week a slick Saudi prince showed us how easy it is to hack into Jeff Bezos’ personal iPhone. It was so easy even we could do it. Here’s what we saw.
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The Royal Scam
Whatevs.
Yeah, it’s cuz you’re so like alive, you know. It’s amazing.
Whatevs.
Yeah, it’s cuz you’re so like alive, you know. It’s amazing.
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RAYA
You have a new message: Sharon Stone
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You paid MacKenzie Bezos $35,000,000,000.00
