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JUST THE TIPSY

November 2021

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Have you ever been to a bachelorette party and marveled at the sheer number of penis party favors? There are penis whistles, hats, necklaces, cups and straws – it’s a veritable smorgasbord of male membrane shaped items. That’s just what Matthew Shore and his friends were discussing one day while hanging out. They started comparing all the goofy giggle stick items that their wives had brought home from bawdy bachelorette parties. Suddenly, it hit them: what if there was a bottle of booze shaped like a penis? Thus, Just the Tipsy was born and on its way to spicing up and bringing big drink energy to any get together.

The second reason to get behind (or in front of) Just the Tipsy? It’s a genius idea. How has no one thought to put rosé in a penis-shaped bottle before? And that shape?! A chef’s kiss goes out to the model and the designers. The bottle is sexy and sleek without being offensive or crude, and was developed during a long and hard process that finally netted the end result. In an interview with Edge Media Network, CEO Matthew Shore would only offer this tidbit of information about the rigorous work put into the design: “I will say there were a lot of late nights perfecting the shape. My wife would ask, ‘Are you coming to bed now?’ I would say, ‘No, I've got to just finish the tip of this penis really quick.’ I think my wife thought I was pretty crazy at first. There were times I would stay up until 3AM trying to engineer the perfectly shaped penis.” That dedication to perfection has paid off. After 18 months of research and development, Just the Tipsy launched from Napa in June. They’re now shipping to many states and are hoping to open up to many more soon. But not everything was champagne wishes and rosé dreams for the makers of Just the Tipsy. It took a lot of long, hard work to get this wine from the vine to the bottle. “We definitely had plenty of ‘Are you serious? Is this a joke?’ reactions, but then as we explained what we were going for, it’s all been really positive,” said Shore. “People like the idea, they find it funny. We’ve definitely had a few folks say it’s not for them and they don’t want to be involved in any part of the process, but less often that’s the reaction.”

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The wine itself is made in Napa, California, and is smooth, crisp and inviting with a long finish. Fans of this new find are thrilled with how welcomed it is at most parties. But what to pair it with? While a Bavarian beef stick comes to mind, Shore urges customers to get creative with whatever you put on a plate next to the bottle. A variety of playful cheeses, along with grapes and cured meats will always be welcome. But think of how to decorate and design the plate, so that it plays well with the shape of the Just the Tipsy bottle. “I really want everyone to have fun with this,” said Shore. “I am really looking forward to everyone tagging us in their Instagram photos.” With holiday parties on the horizon, and plenty of host and hostess gifts to buy, Just the Tipsy is the perfect penis-shaped gift to get excited about. Pop the cork on this beautiful bottle and get your best innuendos ready, because Just the Tipsy is just the thing to bring to any and all parties. Go to Just the Tipsy's website to buy a bottle today.

It’s easy to see why Just the Tipsy will be a hit. First of all, it’s funny. Who wouldn’t want to bring this to any occasion, just for the laughs? Sure, you probably shouldn’t whip it out at a work event. But any gathering of gal pals, or just those who love a gag and a giggle, should be eager to pop the cork of this phallic and fun wine.

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