Would You Rather
Man, these are some tough choices.
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We wouldn’t blame you if you wanted to smoke and think about ‘em for a while...
But before you marinate on the pros and cons of High-bachi Grills (clearly what they have to be called), here’s an easy one for you:
Would you rather clean your bong with a product that saves you time, money, and is healthy for you and the environment...?
Or one that’s super inefficient and loaded with hazardous chemicals?
Easy right? Unless you’re the villain in a children’s cartoon *, you probably prefer the former; and if we’re right about that, Res Gel by Resolution is the perfect bong cleaner for you.
*Come on. Make better choices.
** Who says weed makes you lazy?
Traditional bong “cleaners” use a slew of volatile compounds that eat away at your glass, and force you to soak your pieces with a whole bunch of said “cleaner” for up to 24 hours. We put “cleaner” in quotes because the chemicals involved are far from clean; and needless to say, nothing about smoking some top-notch flower on a lazy Sunday should be volatile. Jeez...
Fortunately, Res Gel has completely transformed the bong cleaning game.
Its innovative clay-based formula is truly clean (for your glass and your lungs) and remarkably efficient, getting a full day’s cleaning job done in FIVE MINUTES.**
smoke a joint
with your
grandma...?
see weed legalized at the federal level?
or
smoke a blunt that gave you the power of invisibility…?
one that allowed you to summon any food you wanted at any time?
or
What it do, baby?
one that allowed you to understand dogs for 30 seconds?
or
eat an edible that
made you fluent in Mandarin forever..?
have a 1-minute romp through your favorite dispensary to bag anything you wanted?
or
be given a coin
flip for $10,000..?
Or have an adorable
little elf friend who rolled your blunts for you?
or
go to a hibachi style smoke shop where you sit at a table
with strangers as a
dexterous Weed Samurai flings edibles into your mouth..?
R E S O L U T I O N C O L O . C O M
On top of all that, its unique composition makes it reusable, and thus, far more cost-effective than the older, dirtier methods.
If you’re like us, you put thought into your cannabis-related purchases. You care about choosing the right flower, concentrate, edibles, and pieces because, quite simply, you
love weed...
But it’s entirely possible that the product you use to clean your bong wasn’t something you put a ton of thought into. Our hope is that next time you set out to clean your bong... just before you purchase that crusty old cleaner, chock full of inefficiencies and ingredients you’ve never heard of... that you remember Res Gel, and the fact that there’s something you’d much rather do.
