Actually, this guy never smiles.
Jim Webb
Walker never completed his studies at Marquette University. If elected, he'll be the first president in more than 60 years without a college degree.
Scott
Walker
Chafee was enrolled in Montana State's school for horseshoeing and went on to work as a blacksmith for several years.
Lincoln
Chafee
Jindal's birth name was Piyush, but he changed it to Bobby, after Bobby Brady.
Bobby
Jindal
Rubio's first job was working for his brother-in-law's exotic bird company, building cages for the birds.
Marco
Rubio
Mike
Huckabee
While he was governor of Arkansas, someone gave Huckabee a pair of $3,700 cowboy boots.
As a teen, Cruz performed recitations of the Constitution across Texas with a group called the Constitutional Corroborators.
Ted
Cruz
Christie calls King Abdullah of Jordan a "true friend." The king once paid for a Christie family vacation that included a $30,000 stay in a luxury hotel.
Chris
Christie
Jeb Bush
Tacky Pataki, Khaki Pataki, Wacky Pataki, Quacky Pataki, Lackey Pataki, Jackie and Pataki, Patakti the Mackie. Should we go on?
George
Pataki
While attending Baylor, Paul was in a secret society called the NoZe Brotherhood, which was founded in the 1920s and banned from campus.
Rand
Paul
Santorum owns five apartments that he rents out to Penn State students. They're located on a street known for drunken riots.
Rick
Santorum
After marrying her college sweetheart, Fiorina moved to Bologna, Italy and taught English to Italian buisinessmen.
Carly
Fiorina
Sanders ran track in high school and came in third place in the NYC Public School 1 mile.
Bernie
Sanders
LOLOLOL
Donald
Trump
Though he's now Republican, Perry first entered politics as a Democrat for the Texas House. He also endorsed Al Gore for president in 1988.
Rick
Perry
O'Malley is obsessed with the War of 1812 and has dressed up for reenactments of major battles.
Martin O'Malley
At 13, Clinton wanted to be an astronaut, but when she wrote a letter to NASA, the agency replied that women didn't become astronauts.
Hillary Clinton
When he was a child, Carson's mother made him do book reports in his spare time, which she graded. He later learned she was illiterate.
Ben
Carson
When asked about being a bachelor in the White House, Graham replied: "I've got a lot of friends. We'll have a rotating first lady."
Lindsey Graham
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